I am weighing the benefits of having the word “free” and the word “naked” together in the title of this post. On the one hand, it attracts attention. On the other, it might mislead Cheaplanders into thinking I’m talking about something other than granola…

Oh, well.

Anyhow, thank you to the tipster who sent this one in - I misplaced your email so you’ll remain anonymous for now. Basically Bear Naked is offering up a free sample of their Fruit and Nut granola. The usual “ask-fors” are in effect, just fill out the form and make sure to use a dummy forwarding email address.

And now, it is with great sadness I must bid you adieu for today since the sickness is still within me. I just it doesn’t turn into bronchitis as usual, sigh. Someone please hire some naked dancing granola bears to cheer me up.

Free Bear Naked Granola